Monkey's Blood

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.

"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"

by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009

its monkey

Another way of saying 'its no big deal' or 'don't worry about it'

Greg: Dude! I totally forgot to get you a birthday present!
Kevin: Its monkey, i didnt get you anything for your birthday last year, remember?

by gregl90 May 13, 2010

twat monkey

An inhabitant of a vagina. A slut. A swag. A chicken head. Male or female.

Kevin Federline is a twat monkey.

by Elizzle May 19, 2006

Island Monkey

Definition of a British person by Germans.

He's an island monkey / Er istreiner insel Affen.

by Just-Adam January 2, 2017

pepper monkey

A person who uses excessive amounts of pepper (black or white) on the food they prepare.

Term first used on Top Chef Season 1 to described an over peppered dish.

The cook is a serious pepper monkey.

by wingsabre March 16, 2007

cougar monkey

somthing funny to say to a guy that is smoking pot

-smokes- friend says "hello Cougar Monkey "
everybody "hahahahaha"

by steven Darity February 1, 2008

monkey blood

Raspberry syrup, typically applied to a 99 ice cream cone by a Mr Whippy in a northern industrial town.

"Can I have a flake in that please? And plenty of monkey blood."

by northnog February 8, 2012