Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.
For example;
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
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*girl fails test*
girl: oh no I failed the the test
teacher: oh i'm sorry here I'll let you retake it
*guy fails test*
guy: oh no I failed the test
teacher: so what just get over it and do better on the next test
girl: oh no I failed the the test
teacher: oh i'm sorry here I'll let you retake it
*guy fails test*
guy: oh no I failed the test
teacher: so what just get over it and do better on the next test
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Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
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"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"
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