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Chain Text

Those annoying text messages you receive that are just like chain letters. They are not true and they just waste your time. These things should never be forwarded. If you really are friends with someone, don't bother them with this useless crap. These are most annoying to the folks who don't have unlimited texting plans.
An example Chain Text:

Someone is planning to ask u a very big question tonight if u don't forward to ten people they will backoff forever.
by CW2cJ September 14, 2009
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mass text

the act in which bored depressed teenagers send the same text message to their entire phone book at the same time. extremly annoying and rude.
girl #1: hey look! i got a new text from jim, the really depressed and bored guy that i know! it says, "hey."

girl #2: hey! i got that text too! grrr. him mass texting is really getting on my nerves.

girl #1: i know! lets both text him back the same reply and maybe he'll be able to take a hint!

girl #2: okay! great idea!
by ellemennop February 9, 2009
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dead text

a text that has nothing you can reply to or ends a conversation.
guy 1: wats up
guy 2: nothin. u?
guy 1: nothin
guy 2: cool
guy 1: ok
guy 2: dude thats a dead text
by twitchykid123 December 13, 2010
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DTT (double text theory)

The double text theory is defined as the act of another person texting you twice (or more) without you texting back, usually with a significant pause between texts (i.e. 5 minutes+). This Theory states that this action shows increased interest from a normal text-to-text conversation. The individual that receives the messages is most likely dominant in the conversation or relationship.
Girl: "Hey what's up?"
15 min later: "What are you doing?"
Boy: "nm u?"

Boy: "I can't wait to see that new movie with that thing! What are you doing friday?"
Hours later...
Boy: "So did you want to go with me to the movie?"
Girl: "New phone who diss?"

Usually if you act like a bitch and use the DTT (double text theory), you will be denied.
by CharlieDangerfield July 24, 2011
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Gibberish Text

A text message in which gibberish is used to express humor, frustration, or anger at a situation and when real words do not suffice. A gibberish text can also be sent merely to feel connected with someone, but in actuality there is nothing to say.
Jake just sent me a Gibberish Text, he says "puhchwhotincy cun yut tolo hoy".
by alexander burns September 12, 2009
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Freudian text

When you accidently text somthing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought. The concept is thus part of classical psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud. Autotext can sometimes accidently insert your subconscious thought.
Normally, you would text, "I would love to see you." A Freudian text would instead text "I would love to sex you"
by mayhemdavis October 19, 2010
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toilet text

Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!
A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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