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Teme moment

I wrapped my brother's car around a pole, was such a Teme moment
by nobogamer January 13, 2021
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Tampedo

When a tampon is unexpectedly thrust from within the vagina by a sneez or a cough.
Oh no, I sneezed and a tampedo flew out; watch your head!
by Jac52392 February 21, 2021
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Temple of the Gay

A ceremonial gathering of men that includes various prostrations under a setting of worship for the male body normally accompanied by a costly monthly subscription.
Likely a holy site for the twink variety.

Notable prostrations at these temples includes: lifting a heavy mass of weights designed specifically for the body part in question, running in place on a hamster like treadmill like device, taking muscle pumped selfies in front of a mirror.
"Hey bro I'm about to get some prostrations in at the local Temple of the Gay"
"Hey man we should try and get in shape by joining our Temple of the Gay!"
"I've been feeling like fat piece of sh*t lately, I think I'm going to start my worship at the Temple of the Gay again"
by PeaceXLove777 February 27, 2021
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temp1st

a tiktok account with no videos temp1st
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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Tampedo

When a feminine hygiene product is shot out of a menstrating ham wallet with such force that it splatters upon impact leaving a mark made of uterine lining resembling a psychiatrist’s ink blotter test.
I don’t know why Karen wore a skirt in gym while she was on her period but, when she got pegged in her belly by the dodge ball Tommy threw, she shot a TAMPEDO onto the floor so hard that it left a plates sized crater on the basketball court and we all kept discussing what it looked like as if we were taking the Rorschach ink blot test.
by anonymous March 8, 2021
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Temea

A short, hectic lesbian who's about as into stoning as their dad is.

They're the sort of person who uses 4 times too much water when making a dahl and is suprisingly good at turning their hand into a self portrait.

Also, where are they? They never seem to be here.
Person 1: Where's Temea?
Person 2: Dunno, she's not been seen for 391 years
by Not Doja Cat from B403 April 25, 2021
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tempior

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