tax write-off day

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.

"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"

"Wow that seems like a weird day"

"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"

by Trymphus September 1, 2025

Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.

Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to

by MissingJrn April 17, 2024

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016

tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

by gnostic3 October 3, 2016

fanum tax

when someone takes part of your food that you bought with your own money.

"YO WHY DID YOU TAKE MY FOOD"
"Remember the fanum tax🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯😝😝😝"

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.

Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax

by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023

Fanum Tax

The way Fanum would jokingly "tax" other members of AMP in 2022 by taking bits of their food when they were eating

Jeffery stop fanum taxing Curren’s food.

by GreenChristmasHillsZone February 25, 2024