by Quintus Fabius November 7, 2023
Get the wouldn't get a tan in hellmug. by hyperactiveboi April 17, 2019
Get the Joel Tanmug. by fhdfskjdfkljasdkfhsdklajncd November 3, 2013
Get the emily tanmug. 1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.
2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
by anonymous November 23, 2024
Get the Arkansas Spray Tanmug. A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.
by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019
Get the grandpa tanmug. 
Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023
Get the Cock Tanmug.