sex table

A table you have sex on

Girl: I wish I had a sex table
Guy: I have one. Wanna use it just me and u?
Girl: Of course I would!

by Anonymous-23 May 12, 2019

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

hable table

when a woman gains a large amount of weight by sitting a table eating hables all day

dude, she's totally a hable table now

by gnik gnack May 22, 2019

The Long Table

A popular reference to taking big lines of cocaine (there does not even have to be a table)

Example 1
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!

Example 2:

Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table

by Jay North 93 May 27, 2019

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst

League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.

by Jud'Ed March 22, 2018

Hit the tables

Play in the casino.

We should hit the tables. Maybe get something out of this. You want to talk about that, I'll be down at the tables. (Unsolved TV Show, episode 2)

by Chingachguk May 19, 2018