Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.

Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!

by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020

tree rodent

A squirrel.

The tree rodents were teasing my dog on today's walk

by Just an other guy September 7, 2021

Benagli Tree

An evergreen species of tree that grows in Australia. Can live up to hundreds of years. Tends to have a very skinny elongated trunk with light colored leaves. Genus: Laniuthemasus Conifern. A very rare tree that can only be found in certain areas with the correct PH levels. A beautiful tree which sprouts many flowers in its flowering season. Absolutely gorgeous!

Friend: Hey, its a Benagli Tree!
Friend 2: Omg, its so skinny! :O

by yumatis23539476 January 25, 2013

the lime tree

The lime tree is a sanctuary where neighborhood kids go to perch and watch the scene below them.

Hey kids...wanna go perch in the lime tree?

by dirtylinda25 March 17, 2017

Gerard Tree

A young man, that looks significantly older than he actually is, who is forced to do the menial and boring tasks that others refuce.

Dolan: Hey man, I hate this new activity...
Abhi: Absolutely man, you've got a Gerard Tree right there!

by Matthew Gilmore April 8, 2012

Tree Music

Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.

" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"

by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020

Pick a tree

When your friend wants to hang you.

“You wrong for that. Go pick a tree”

by bluesmoke2 March 9, 2018