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closet wild

A person who is in fact wild but not willing to admit to it
by WolfgangSpartacus April 22, 2018
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closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.
"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"
by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023
mugGet the closeted shirtmug.

Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025
mugGet the Closet Diddlermug.

closet chad

A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.
"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
by karminova May 21, 2018
mugGet the closet chadmug.

Healing Closet

The place where you stay to heal after a heart break. There's a bunch of people in there. Some people may even stay there forever.
My ex girlfriend does not text me back, she may be in the healing closet
by Mr Plenty August 16, 2022
mugGet the Healing Closetmug.

Closet snacks

When your living situation is uncomfortable so you buy snacks to keep in your closet to avoid seeing family members or roommates in high tensions
“My roommates and I got into a fight so I’m entering my closet snacks era”
by Merpderp1555 December 11, 2024
mugGet the Closet snacksmug.

closet teen

A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.
The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.
by insideout1 December 12, 2012
mugGet the closet teenmug.

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