Stoner Boner

When you smoke weed with a girl just to boneher

Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner

by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017

Stoneritis

a condition in which a person no longer wants to hang out with someone unless they have marijuana with them

person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.

person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!

by okLittiLko May 20, 2017

joey stoner

One of those neandretholic, tiny penis, scrotum licking, weed smoking, vape god plebs that can catch me outside.

Oh did you hear about that kid that ate gum off the ceiling?

ugh yea hes a total joey stoner

by MaxDude8902 June 7, 2017

Stoner's Burial

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.

I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.

by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017

Stoner Boner

An adjective describing the feeling brought on by the urge to smoke marijuana.

Wow, this new piece is giving me such a stoner boner!

by A_big_ol_helping_of_nope June 29, 2017

stoners honor

When your friend promises you that you will smoke some bud later

“We gonna smoke later” “yea stoners honor”

by Faddeddarkness November 5, 2017

stoner

A.K.A a weed smoking faggot.

Tommy is a stoner.

by RedepicfaceRedepio November 19, 2017