Gilbert snatch n jerk

When the Adonis Johnny Bravo chiseled from the finest marble by the hands of Michelangelo himself. Descends down a snatches up the bird you spent all night trying to pull and leaves you with your dick in your hand. Smelling of shame and defeat your only option is to now head home and jerk off to some old pictures of Betty White.

Dude, I was trying to pull this chick all night and got totally Gilbert snatch n jerked.

by Cuddlepuddle69 February 14, 2022

Fupa Snatch

When a fat girl sticks you under her fupa, and then flys away with you into the sunset.

Yea man, Mikey was at the bar when he got fupa snatched and taken away.

by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022

Tijuana satchel

The act of covertly defecating in another's person's purse, messenger bag, backpack, suitcase or similar luggage.

After getting fired from work, on his way out of the office, Dave turned the HR lady's purse into a Tijuana Satchel.

by Walfer March 23, 2023

From match to snatch

The amount of time it takes from matching someone on tinder or dating website to having sex with them

My fastest from match to snatch rate for tinder was 3 hours

by Theseabass September 17, 2016

sneezing in a satchel

Another term for "eating the pussy"

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off

by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017

sweet satans' slippery snatch

A remark showing disbelief or surprise . Similar to holy shit.

Sweet satans' slippery snatch, what in the fuck is this?

by sweetsatansslipperysnatch January 28, 2018

Buttery snail snatch

Similar to Snail Butter : The greasy slime left on a seat or panties, from a female occupants vagina snatch

The snatch is where the snail butter comes from.

Gross, did you see the wet stain left in her panties from her buttery snail snatch?

Nothing like some delicious buttery snail snatch on my dick.

by Yeeyee29 February 11, 2020