sales director

A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.

a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.

In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

sales shark

(Noun, Derogatory Slang)
Someone who works in sales, usually a call center, who will ask a potential customer questions about things that matter to them, and then use those answers to manipulate them into buying something they don't need or signing up for a payment plan.

"Man, I wasn't sure I'd get off the phone, that sales shark kept pressuring me to buy a landline when I only use my cell phone. I couldn't believe he said I'd need a landline 'in case something happened to my kids and they needed to call for help'. Who says that kind of thing to sell something???"

by VeryUnhappyCamper June 29, 2016

maytag salesman

When a wannabe DJ can't mix songs.

"Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneakers in a dryer!"

by Serengeti September 27, 2004

salesianum

A high school in the fine town of Wilmington, Delaware that serioulsy sucks at life and needs to get its shit together. Some describe it as a college prepraratory institution, when in reality it amounts to little more than a gigantic, four-year sausage fest. Sallies guys like to think they're better than kids from other schools, specifically Tatnall. In this they are sadly mistaken, as Tatnall students are uniformly smarter, better-looking, and more sanitary. Sallies does have one thing going for it however: they cling to the slim hope that a meteor might one day crash into the earth and destroy only Sallies and its occupants, thus ridding the world of the scourge that is Sallies. Mkay.

"Hey is that a meteor comig towards earth?!"
"Yeah, it is, but don't worry, it's only going to hit Sallies."
"Oh O.K., that's a relief."

by nice sallies April 22, 2005

mount de sales

nun want a be's
weird bullying girls
major major drama
druggies galore
sluts galore
stepford wives created here

Mount De Sales is a scary school. don't even think of being an individual here. Nuns would beat you if they legally could. This is really a school for kids who have parents that don't want to parent. Education is old fashioned and taught by reallllly bad teachers. Not worth the money at all and not what they say they are!! The dances really suck. Don't let the other entries fool you. They have already been indoctrinated.

by catholic girl May 10, 2008

bake sale

a gaggle of retarded people or persons

have you ever been at school and as you walk around, sometimes there will be a bake sale, but oh, what's this? all of the people are retarded!? what the fuck is up with that shit! there is no way those fucking tards can cook. hence, they are not retards, they are bake sales.

by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004

bake sale

The condition one would be in after smoking so many drugs that he/she cannot function as an individual.

Dude 1: "Dude you gotta hand me the bong"
Dude 2: "No way man. You're a f***ing bake sale"
Dude 1: "..."

by loganthepirate September 2, 2005