Sports campus

The reason colleges and universities exist is no longer to educate young people for a career. They exist solely to create the best football and basketball teams, the two sports which bring in the most money for the school. These two sports fund all other sports on campus and bring in tons of money from alumni and boosters that enriches the school and pays for the spiraling salaries of the coaches and trainers. Career prep is a distant second. college, university, sports, athletics, football, basketball, education, graduate, higher education, campus, learning, class, degree, baseball, soccer, swimming, lacrosse, hockey, basketball golf, tennis

Let’s be honest, this place isn’t about getting a degree, it’s about sports. It’s a sports campus.

by joecoolthefool May 11, 2019

Sports Fan

A term used to describe someone, usually someone younger, who thinks they know something but their understanding is very basic or wrong.

Example 1
Son- Being a doctor is easy. You don’t need a degree just google what’s wrong with them and write a prescription.

Father- Hold on there sports fan. It’s a little bit more complicated than that.

Example 2
Friend 1 - Man,,, That old MF tryin to tell me how to box. He don’t know shit switch his old ass.

Friend 2 - Ok sports fan,,,, you do know that old MF was Mike Tyson right?

by Supascience September 3, 2021

Extreme Sport

A difficult, high pressure activity, often under time constraint, with potentially catastrophic effects if it goes even slightly wrong. Examples include: Doing your homework as the teacher is collecting it, trying to fairly split food with your sibling, and deciding among 15 other students who shares with who when there are only 7 bed-like surfaces in your assigned cabin.

Friend 1: Oh, did your mom question you about why we needed the gasoline?
Friend 2: Yeah, that discussion was an extreme sport alright, you don’t want to know!

by Approve this psuedonym istg April 9, 2024