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Spongebob

A sponge whos name is bob, and his choice of lifestyle is to wear square pants. He lives in a pineapple under the sea, and has many other great frieneds such as a starfish, crab, squid, and a squirll!
Hey did you watch spongebob on nickoloden last night?

yeah i love that show!!
by thecoolguy123 April 18, 2009
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Spongebob

A fun little idiotic character in the hit show SpongeBob Squarepants. He is the main character, and has a best friend Patrick.
Spongebob:Hi Patrick
Patrick: Im stupid
Spongebob:Your not stupid Patrick, I love you...
by Iliketoread12 July 22, 2009
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spongebob

verb: the act of having sexual intercourse with; the act of masturbating.
adjective: hot.
Originated from high school kids who wanted to talk about the above without anyone knowing what they were talking about.
I want to spongebob her so badly!

She looks like spongebob!
by Doug_AK February 13, 2008
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Spong

Spong is a term of endearment, usually used to describe something so magnificent, that words often fail to reflect its true beauty.
Hey Jeremy, check that Spong out, she would get it sideways...
by Kelvster October 15, 2006
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spongebob

A reason why little 9 year olds shouldn't be allowed in this website. It saddens me that people atcually like this crap.
Some one :"A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he."

Me:Fuck off anklebitter, i shoot yo mutha fukin soccer mom! and Spongebob can go to hell and suck demon's balls.
by StankySam January 31, 2007
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spongeboard squarepants

1. a term used for spongebob squarepants
2. a term used when someone cant spell spongebob
3. a term cute losers use.
by Bkayyyy February 10, 2008
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Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!
"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"
by ed2chef April 29, 2009
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