Spaghetti Mafia (noun): A loosely structured organization, often not regarded seriously by the public, characterized by a lack of significant or meaningful activities, akin to a whimsical or inconsequential gathering where relevance and impact are notably absent.
by ObliberTheGreat January 2, 2024

by Red Herring April 23, 2024

Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.
Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."
by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017

by kitty,_kat1 December 2, 2019

A funny way of saying that you or someone else is nervous. It’s a lyric form an Eminem song called “lose yourself” from the 8 mile sound track
The example in the song/movie:
“There’s vomit on his sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti, he’s nervous”
“There’s vomit on his sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti, he’s nervous”
by Alyigator March 30, 2019

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
