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spaghetti

slup.slup.slup.
spaghetti is long wet bead, with sauce.
if you eat spaghetti with meat you gay.. jk
and I op, sksksksk
(the sauce must be vegan or is life stable?)
the spaghetti fell out of my pocket when I dropped hydroflask, and I opp sksksksk and that's the tea sis.
by AND I OPP September 6, 2019
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Spaghetti Mike

That guy is starting to act like Spaghetti Mike.
by Rubber Sucky October 14, 2016
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dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.
A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!
by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017
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Forbidden spaghetti

When your 3d print fails but didn’t stop so when you return to it later it’s a big mess of oh so delicious forbidden spaghetti (do not eat it no matter what the voices in you head tell you)
Eden: what were you printing?
Tyler:turns out a big ol’ mess of forbidden spaghetti

Eden:did you get me a bowl?
Tyler:of fucking course I did!
*they proceeded to consume the entire pile of forbidden spaghetti and live happily ever after for about an hour before they died of internal bleeding*
by Ravviepie December 26, 2024
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Spaghetti Lips

Someone who has “Spaghetti Lips” look like they were kids who would slurp spaghetti and the sauce would get all over their face.

“Spaghetti Lips” are smooth and look like a man got half a syringe of filler.
girl 1: “Omg, look how cute he is!”

girl 2: “I don’t know, he’s got spaghetti lips.”
by ilovewelshmen May 7, 2025
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spaghetti fight

two or more people "fighting" but they are just throwing hands not fists
basically their arms are going everywhere in the fight and its hilarious.
these are mostly fights between girls.
"she's such a spaghetti fighter. nevermind. this isn't even a fight. its just a handshake"
"aye this shit is boring"
by bussyfarts July 22, 2021
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Spaghetti Heady

When you slap some freshly cooked pasta on your weiner and then your girlfriend gives you head. (No waifu body pillows)
Hey baby you wanna give me that sloppy Spaghetti Heady?
by The Spaghetti Headster April 15, 2020
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