Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .

Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

Slow whine

an iconic song with basically one lyric

Chris can’t slow whine ugh what a loser

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

slow

Nick Is The slowest person in the world even the fastest person in the world can beat him so I think nick would be getting 2 bucks from a person.....

Nick Is like a snail Hella slow

by Very very slow March 1, 2017

slow greg

being really drunk and having sex. you can get it up but there is no way that you will ever blow.

"Fuck man, I had a slow greg last night. I have the worst blue balls right now."
sex drunk blow cum

by wassupdood123 February 4, 2009

Slow

Not comprehending

Jeffrey Flowers

Jeffrey Flowers is slow.

by Bl³³pers December 7, 2023