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Slow Boot

A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.
1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.

2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!

3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025
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Slow

Ameet is slow
by Murpmurpmurpidymurp June 2, 2025
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SLOW

The walker that tags the city with his alias. The SLOW.
I saw slow tagged at the Marta station.
by Floppey tripod January 3, 2023
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slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.
"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"
by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023
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