Sleep Head

when a fine hoe dead ass asleep but she roll over and suck the soul out u; similar to sleep walking

damn she gave me some sleep head last night my nigga I nutted twice.

by 2022- Bro Originator August 7, 2018

Sleep Ink

function: noun

some sort of temporary tattoo given while asleep. Usually given by the dumbass friend who was bored and had either a Sharpie or a black ink pen. The face is usually the best place to lay some awesome Sleep Ink.

Carlos: Dude, why do you have a vagina drawn on your chin???

Ronnie: WTF???

Ceasar: lmao!!! Like, that took an hour to draw!!!

Ronnie: *Strangles Ceasar to death*

Carlos: Careful, Dude. you don't wanna mess up your Sleep Ink!!!

by Sir Roland March 17, 2010

Maikeru Sleep

When you go to sleep and your wife plays on your RuneScape account.

Dude, just do a few Maikeru Sleeps and you'll have level 120 Necromancy in no time!

by AnRSGuy August 11, 2023

Sleeping Beauty

The act of jizzing on someone's eyes in their sleep. The receipient will either a) wake up hours later with their eyes crusted over with semen or b) wake up shortly afterwards wondering what is in their eyes and smear it around their face with their hands.

"Oh shit, dawg! I gave that ho a sleeping beauty! Bitch woke up screamin', "AHHH! NIGGA I CAN'T SEE!!!!"

-or-

"I gave that fucker a sleeping beauty and five minutes later he wiped the cum all over his face. He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"

by djtoosh September 28, 2006

Sleep Monster

The SOB who comes in while your working/pooping/eating to make you fall asleep it is possiable to fight off sleep monster

I was sitting at my desk looking at my reports and the sleep monster snuck in and beat my ass

by Grant Fisher October 5, 2005

Sleep Creeper

Noun: Referring to the sudden changes of a true gentleman as he falls asleep. Upon r.e.m. sleep pattern the person begins to grope & fondle uncontrollably. Usually due to overbearing subconscious attraction towards an extremely attractive female.

Sleep Creeper: Karrie and Chad work together, though they are attracted to each other they also know that outstanding circumstances prohibit them from perusing their carnal desires. Karrie ask to hang out with Chad. Chad agrees knowing that she just wants a promotion. Karrie gets chad drunk Chad holds Karrie and falls asleep. Upon falling asleep he begins fondling her to the point she goes crazy and leaves him by his lonesome, Chad has no recollection of the event.

by Antidoucher July 27, 2009

sleeping bags

A less explicit way of saying condoms.

"Hey, Tina, Can I borrow a couple sleeping bags? Its gonna be a good night ;)"

by MollyConnolly November 14, 2009