Saint Patrick's Day

Free beer in Ireland (Lucky sons of bitches), a whole load of pinching for those who don't wear green in other countries. Stupid leprechaun cunts.

The next kid who pinches me for not wearing green, I'll fucking devour you and your mom.

by The Robinator March 25, 2004

saint bernard

when you cummmmm in a girls mouth and you punch her in the jaw, breaking it, thus she drools like a saint bernard (or a bulldog, you get da picture).

Damn I punched that minger in the face after she bit my dick and she was so high and drunk she just sat there retarded and drooled like a saint bernard. Aight minga?

by Madame Minga January 8, 2010

saint andrew's school

What nouveau riche Floridians thinks a proper New England Prep/Boarding school looks like

private school ,florida, fake, stupid, saint andrew's school, saint andrew's school

by paige456 March 28, 2009

Saint Patrick's Day

The feast day of the patron saint of ireland. Great because you get off school and/or work (in Ireland at least) and you have an excuse to swear a lot, drink a lot and be patriotic to the emerald isle. The parades are brilliant craic and remember to wear green... =

Stupid if you're not actually irish, only pretending. You're not irish if your great great great granny emigrated from dublin in 1709. =

"Are ye coming down to the Saint Patrick's Day parade in Cork?"
"Aye, what's it got for me?"
"Drink, girls and a load o' craic"

by hermanthevikingfish March 18, 2008

Shanta

Shanta - the act or acts of taking feces of any species, but the impression is that whomever is going to play Shanta Clause that evening, is the one who’s feces is gift wrapped. Ideal opportunity to pull this off would be, the next time you know someone throwing a house party, you show up with party favors, beers, food, etc! Now I find it best to be prepared before any action starts because it’s possible that you might have to abandon the mission if things go awry. You want to wrap the Shanta in wax paper and begin manipulating it to look like a frozen beef patty or a piece of chicken, when finished begin wrapping the Shanta in tin foil, this is the best disguise ever! A few creases in the right spots and it looks like it was meant to be there. It’s time for your move, the Shanta is cupped in your hand and out of site, you make your move to get another beer and ask if anyone else needs one and while all this is going on, you gracefully slip in the Shanta Burger amongst the rest of the frozen products. Now it’s, your guess is as good as mine and just a matter of hanging out and see what happens each day! Because unless there’s a plan to grill burgers, they probably won’t be thawing anything out. It’s unfortunate that Shanta Clause doesn’t always get to see the reactions because you just never know when it could happen! Nothing puts a hamper on your day like finding a Shanta in with your cookout cornucopia! Or better yet, your Christmas stocking.
Enjoy

Man we went over to the Meyer’s house last night for a party and it was out of control, all the alcohol that WE bought for this, has either been pounded or stolen! I’ve got an idea, these are Meyer’s douchebag friends right, they want to be disrespectful and take advantage of our kindness, well I believe Christmas is coming early this summer boys, and I have a feeling Shanta Clause is going to be a very busy!

by DextroPhet September 6, 2019

Saint Patrick's vermin

A vintage slur for Irishmen, dating back to the huge wave of Irish immigration to America in the 19th century.

Saint Patrick's vermin are stealing the jobs from decent, hardworking Americans.

by drunkenbastard June 12, 2009

Saint Patrick's Day

An unnecessary day hosted with irregular attacks like pinching causing caustic blood drips.

Also a celebration for the long supressed Irish - another addition to holidays celebrating Americas loving for i-am-sorry-for-hurting-you-oppression.

Example One
"Bitch Ima piench ye ass."
Example Two
"Sorry my Irish bitch I did not mean to skin you."

by isuckaeye March 17, 2004