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Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af
by The spunk man November 26, 2021
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secret goat

The Secret Goat is a PvP strategy utilized by the Druid class in World of Warcraft. It involves hiding their temporary goat mount during the Bareback Brawl world quest, by abusing the Flight Form mechanics.

Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.

Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.
Look Glen, I have a secret goat for you!
by Dav Glen May 7, 2017
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Secret

Best person you would ever meet. They are kind loving and girlfriend approved. They might be bossy but that's just their personality, you would understand when you meet them. They are the goddess of the universe and got the biggest butt.
Hey is your friend name Secret. Yea why? Did you hear about them? They will make your life incredible. You better keep her and don't let her go!
by Loyal_Diva31 October 28, 2019
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secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔
by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
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Secrets

You have to tell your secrets
I I'm going to te'll my secrets
by Donald trump.. November 11, 2019
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Arby's secret sauce

Some announcer who already fucked the burger on display.
That is NOT fucking arby's sauce
Ever since someone fucked their burger like a crackhead on the top counter we have been displaying cum flavored whoppers.We would now like to introduce our Arby's secret sauce! Yeah that's not spicy mayo your tasting.
by p2mu0pti June 1, 2023
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Ultra Secret Chomik

by Imjick December 14, 2023
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