slamy sam

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Get my boi to 10k

by Bear ears April 15, 2022

Sam Sick

Having unconditional Love for Sammy but not having her around making Gunkies particularly Pips very very very missing You!!

Prince phillip had beaten all obstacles in his path, but something was missing, he was still SAM SICK.

by Prince Phillip Alexander November 21, 2011

sam todd

generally gay

person 1: You know sam todd?
person 2: yeah he is gay

by weed nose 123 October 23, 2019

Sam Bowie

To bust (as in ejaculation); going to bust; already bust *just add "d"*

Sam Bowie is quite possible the biggest draft bust in NBA history. He was drafted 2nd in the 1984 to the Portland Trailblazers. He was drafted BEFORE Michael Jordan and John Stockton.

"I'm about to Sam Bowie"

Past Tense:

"Uh, are you on Birth Control?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I just Sam Bowied"

by Ordainedbaddie September 23, 2017

sam lane

a special little boy who is also a know sex offender in your area. does not get any bithces and doesn't ask out his gf on valentines day. sam cannot compute any social situations and he loves little kids.

"Look It's sam Lane, he is a sex offender - RUN1!!"

by CommunistEmu February 13, 2022

Sam Parsons

A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).

"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.

by Denby JT October 23, 2012

sam stfu

sam needs to shut the fuck up and mind his busiiness.

“sam stfu i dont need tk do words”

by likli September 10, 2020