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snow cap

when you jizz in a hat and place it on your girlfriend's head... and then pimp smack her
I had so much fun giving Jane a snow cap.
by hotassssssss February 24, 2007
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Snow Cow

(1) An overweight Tundra Wookie.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
Roomie: Dude, did you go home with that chick from Ivorys last night?
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
by Capngrumpy February 3, 2006
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snow bird

A Jew that retires to either Arizona or Florida
That damn Snow Bird made all his money up North and now can retire eating gingersnaps and refering to the Fridge as the IceBox
by Dan March 27, 2005
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Snow Skiing

When someone rides in the middle of a three seater truck in between two guys in order to give both of them handjobs.

A "double handjob"
Ted: "is she riding in the middle?"

John: "yea, what are you worried about? she can go snow skiing on both of our poles."
by IDGARA May 28, 2011
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rocky snow

Material that is used to ease the pain and bleeding of a violent or energetic sex act involving a woman's vagina. Used in the winter time, plowed, rocky snow is shoved into the vagina (after vigorous sex) to do a few things:

1. reduce the swelling
2. absorb blood
3. wash away any remaining semen
After I ripped Bethany apart, I stuffed that ragged box full of rocky snow.

I'd like to donkey punch that bitch and fill her with rocky snow after I'm done.
by Jack Kleeman April 8, 2007
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snow balling

When your sucking a guy's dick and he cum's in your mouth and you spit it in his mouth and he swallow's it...eww
I heard my x is in to snow balling man i'am so glad i left him , that faggot!

If your down wit snow balling and your a dude, does that make you gay?
by HOLLY CORMAN November 25, 2007
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Snow cone

when a guy dips his penis into a bowl of cum which makes it look like a snow cone than fucks a girl
If you want an example just read the definition what more do you want. Snow cone
by Peanut1-2- November 7, 2011
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