diving into the red sea

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

by D November 17, 2003

Deep Sea Fishing

When you gap a girls asshole and lube it up with marinara sauce. Then you feed a lengthy spaghetti into the asshole and slurp it up. In the last inches of the spaghetti the exit of the middle has to pop the asshole.

Dude, last night I went deep sea fishing in my girl.

by Eatin Soup May 15, 2016

salvadorian sea slug

A salvadorian sea slug is when a male or female defecates in recipients mouth and then the two participants exchange hard feces from one mouth to the other until the feces melts.

On Valentines Day my girl and I did a Salvadorian sea slug... it was better than exchanging chocolates.

by Chesterfield Magoo September 19, 2016

It Came From The Sea

A female so ugly that it could only come from the furthest, deepest, darkest area of the sea.

Glad to see that you scored with it came from the sea last night, she was a real looker.

by BreckenridgeBear December 9, 2007

chinese sea spider

The crab you get at oriental buffets.

We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider

by Alex Battaglia - D and E Tech Support June 22, 2008

Diving Into The Red Sea

Diving Into The Red Sea would be giving a women "oral" pleasures while she is "riding the cotton pony".

She's riding the cotton pony tonight so I'll be diving into the red sea.

by Jizon November 14, 2003

Deep Sea Teepee

The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.

I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.

by itsthatbradguy July 9, 2010