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Jihad Roast

The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.
Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"
by Inwestphilyborn September 30, 2016
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satan roast

an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.
"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"
by BeerSponge November 25, 2013
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Roasted

When someone says a comment back that gives there enemy 3rd degree burns and than every one acts like they just seen their fist pair of boobs
Bro in math class mrs.asshole roasted bill and got fired for burning him with 3rd degree burns
by 40 year old perv March 22, 2019
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roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals
You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!
by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017
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Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023
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Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.
Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.
by Kuraion August 3, 2018
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Roast Beef Rambler

When a female smashes her vagina upon another females face. Also known as a V stamp. Leaving behind an unfragant experience
While sleeeping sleeping Amanda received a Roast Beef Rambler.
by Hippie of Dirt May 4, 2019
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