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Get the Room temp refill mug.After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…
Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”
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by Phieyl January 16, 2023
Get the Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen mug.Otherwise known as BRRSD, this shit school district is broke and does not give half of a fuck about any singular student. They half ass everything and, I cannot stress this enough, lowkey want the students to fucking die. In addition, there’s a “drill” approximately every other day, so get fucking walking. Not to mention the fact that the seventh graders fucked up the middle school in 2023-2024 school year. I personally believe in 7F and 8F justice. Moving on, elementary schools were honestly pretty fire (mostly Hamilton though) and the intermediate schools were heavily mediocre, but that shits heaven compared to the middle and high school, but that’s a whole new topic. This district does nothing for its students and there’s a few dick teachers. The assistant principals and principal are also the most nit-picky motherfuckers out there. Finally, lunch sucks ass, they don’t let you have time to move from class to class, and the students are fucking assholes who need their necks to get a good snap.
BRHS student: How was your day today? Mine absolutely fucking sucked.
Milltown student: It was awesome man, can’t wait for high school.
BRHS student: You have five minutes before I get a knife. Never speak well of the Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District.
Milltown student: It was awesome man, can’t wait for high school.
BRHS student: You have five minutes before I get a knife. Never speak well of the Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District.
by peppapigissexy October 11, 2023
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