President Kermit

The president that america needs

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen

by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024

Presidential Candidate

Another name for taking a shit

I Woke up this morning and had to take a presidential candidate

by horse23789 February 2, 2024

President Snow

Admit it! We were all crying out loud when he died, main antagonist Katniss decides to execute him!!! (Dun dun dun!!!!) Even though the hunger games were the reason why everyone died, President snow is such a good person in fact, that the creators of the hunger games didn't have the guts to tell everyone HOW he died

Hello! I am president Snow

by Not zombie February 7, 2024

Presidential howdy

Presidential howdy is when you introduce yourself to a woman by grabbing her by the pussy and sniffing her neck

Tom gave the owners wife the presidential howdy.

She did not like it.

by Turdlingtime March 16, 2024

Plesitroph

I organism that gets its energy from nasal product ingestion (such a smell)

Dang that guy is getting energy from breathing in through his nose even though he doesn’t have a mouth, he must be a plesitroph.

by DrBiology March 21, 2024

Presidential

Some rich men pay good money for hot Russian girls to pee on them

One might say he received the Presidential treatment

by fkfrtwttr March 21, 2024

President Birds

A group of two or more birds that are trapped in the same set of plastic six-pack rings found on soda cans, causing them to need to act together to function. Similar to a rat king.

"Terry, did you just see those President Birds? There was a cardinal, a blue jay, and a pigeon!"

by Zombeans March 22, 2024