Post-Nut-Realization

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)

Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit”
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization

by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018

post-micturition convulsion syndrome

That involuntary crazy-go-nuts wiggle dance that you get sometimes after you pee. Check out the sciencey stuff on Wikipedia.

Also known as a peegasm or pee shivers.

Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy 2, this morning I had to take a huge leak and I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome afterwards.

Buddy 2: Alright, Buddy 1! I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome this morning too! High-five!

Buddy 1: I guess this makes us post-micturition convulsion syndrome pals!

Both: HA HA HA HA!!!111ExclamationpointOnezorz

by I love to piss December 29, 2007

ghost post

Social media posts written for a brand by a dedicated writer and not by a salaried employee of the company.

Who has the time to update social media? I have a company to run, and I don't want to hire someone for $30K+ a year. Let's just ghost post it. So easy, it's scary.

by puresurplus May 16, 2011

post-tard

Someone who has gone from pretard to full retard and come full circle to being 'normal' again. A person who used to be incapable of normal life functions, but now is considered stable. Few people actually make the progression to post-tard. Post-tards are few and far between, but they exist.

Bill Clinton, Whitney Houston, Charlie Sheen

Whitney Houston is the classic example of a post-tard because of her drug-related past and her re-entering into normal society.

by J. Walt February 13, 2007

Post Holiday Syndrome

The syndrome you have when you have gone through a holiday and no longer have a functional daily rhythm. A person with a Post Holiday Syndrome will then be awake at night and sleep at day. It may be in relation to the heavy partying a lot of people do when on holidays.

Guy: "Dude, I can not possibly go to school now! I haven't gone to bed before 3:00 AM in the last 2 weeks! All this partying has been killing me!"
Dude: "You're not the only one with a Post Holiday Syndrome..."

by Stian Christer Pedersen August 20, 2007

Post Vegas Depression (PVD)

Depression experienced after an awesome weekend of drinking, smoking, dancing, gambling, and fucking in Las Vegas.

Damn, homie... Post Vegas Depression (PVD) hittin' hard now that I'm back at work.

by serleomar October 20, 2008

Post-Ghaith-Depression

Post-Ghaith-Depression (PGD) is a new phenomen that has recently been discovered by an unknown high school student. This phenomen is a result from playing with someone who's "Ghaithing". "Ghaithing" is a word that is only used when playing League of Legends. So what does it mean? It means that you're playing terribly, you're feeding the opponent and cannot tell when to retreat.

Symptons of PGD:
- You feel like there's no reason to play League of Legends anymore.
- Less interest in life or any social activities.
- Low self esteem and Psychological projection.

When Ghaithing in game, your amount of deaths are significant more than kills/assist

After losing a game with someone who's Ghaithing, you feel Post-Ghaith-Depression.

by NikkåJohan October 24, 2011