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Panic! At The Disco

One of the best fucking bands ever. The only member left is our lord and savior Beebo. If you don’t like Panic! At The Disco then what the fuck is wrong with you
Fake Fan: I love Panic! At The Disco sooo much I’m like their biggest fan

Fan: omg what’s your favorite Panic! At The Disco song?

Fake Fan: Ummm I am OBSESSED with I Write Sins Not Tragedies!

Fan: Oh yeah I love A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out

Fake Fan what the fuck is that lol
by Filthy As Charged September 16, 2018
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Panicked Gay

A guy that has the name Steven. Jealous of a guy with the name abe. Really into someone with the name maxwell. Who is super white and skinny.
Guy: "Whoah look at him he's defilently a panicked gay"
by Wanmin February 1, 2019
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lyric police

a friend who has to correct you when you are singing along to a song, and you get the words mixed up...
"oh gee Ned, I though it was 'chips' for free, not 'chicks' for free. You are such a lyric police....just leave me alone and let me sing even if i'm wrong"
by SSJBB December 22, 2008
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order panic

When you are trying to order at a food establishment, and feel pressured to order quickly so you order the first thing that you see on the menu without actually knowing what it is.

Also occurs when the place has a new menu, or has an overwhelming amount of options to choose from.
Cashier: Hi, can I take your order?

You: Uh, yeah just give me a second to look at the menu.
(Looks around)
(Don't know what you want)
(Keep looking)
(Cashier looks at watch)

Cashier: So, Can I take your order?

(Still don't know what you want because you're looking at the menu but aren't actually reading it

You: (say in one breath) uhyeahi'lljusthavethejamaicanjerkchicken

Friend: Dude, what the fuck is jamaican jerk chicken?
You: I don't know, I had order panic.
by idon'tknowwhattoorder June 14, 2009
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Protractor Panic

The panic before a math exam when somebody asks if you need a protractor for the test. Five minutes later everybody is panicing because they do not have a protractor. Eventually somebody realises that nodody needs a protractor and assures people that their panic is unnecessary.
girl1: Wait, do we need a Protractor for this test?
guy1: um, I don't know, I'll ask jason

5 minutes later
The whole class: Shit, i don't have a Protractor. Do you have a spare?!

10 minutes later
Girl2: Guys, this is just protractor panic, relax! We don't need Protractors.
by mathsislame November 21, 2010
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Penetration Police

Police that penetrate you
PENETRATION POLICE! OPEN UP! *Uses battering ram to penetrate*
by rex virtual May 1, 2017
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Penis Panic

When you see a man's penis and remember how freaky penises are
"I haven't hooked up with a guy in so long I'm afraid I might get penis panic"
by penispanic December 10, 2018
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