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Two piece

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by Shitty sandbox May 28, 2018
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piece-of-shit

(n.)1. Less than a full turd; more than one molecule shit.

2. Worthless object or idea.

(adj.) 1. Merit-less disappointment.
(n.) "You see Dan's van?" "What? That piece-of-shit down the block!?"

(adj.) "In retrospect, muff-diving Sharlene was probably one of my all time greatest piece-of-shit thought processes to ever get a green light."
by Brandolfdday December 5, 2010
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poodle piece

when the pubic hair in a mans genital region resembles the hair style of a poodle.
"bloody hell gary, you've got a right poodle piece going on down there, go fetch the scissors and we'll give fido a trim!!!!"
by yummyyummy lovepiss December 25, 2007
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Chest piece

A decorative ornament consisting of a massive load of jizz on some dirty sluts chest after a marathon fellatio session.
Man 1: "Bro do you remember that slut from last weekend with the massive tits?"
Man 2: "Yeah bruv, did you score or what?"
Man 1: "Yeah fuck yeah I did. I gave her the biggest chest piece. It was fucken sick cunaye".
Man 2: "Fuck yeah cunt".
by Moopet February 26, 2021
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cup-piece

A cup-piece is a very similar male garment to a cod piece. Essentially one takes a standard mug with a handle and place their genitals in the mug and loops a belt through the handle, fastening the belt round the waist.

It has been known to drive women crazy.
Chris came into the office wearing nothing but a cup piece.

I wonder if that cup-piece needs to be that big?
by harrisishere January 6, 2008
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Piece of shit

A person who's personality is made up of other peoples tastes and is completely unoriginal with every idea they have. These people are freeloaders and only bother to help when it benefits them.
Malcolm constantly pranks his freinds with things he has often seen online. No wonder why so many people think he's a piece of shit.
by Dr. Kitsune April 11, 2017
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Piece of Lush

A lack of the language English. First produced by Rhys (Cherwell).

- All first letters of words are replaced with the letter L. Making it childish.

Also oftenly used in insults.

The following below is supposed to be defined to "Hold on a minute, MY HAIR!" thus taking the mick out of someones hair.
Hold on a minute.. Ly Lair! Piece of Lush!
by Pwnmeister December 12, 2008
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