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perfect call

When the US President bribes a foreign leader for his own personal gain.
Did you read the transcript, it was a perfect call!
by Harry Connick Jr December 18, 2019
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Puzzle Perfect

When you see some majestic scenery that looks as if it is supposed to be a puzzle.
Guy 1: "Man, that mountain range is beautiful!"
Guy 2: "Yeah it's Puzzle Perfect
by ziggoman83 January 27, 2010
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past perfect

The attribute of material being actual because it has a non-discrete beginning and a discrete end.
The past perfect attribute of material stipulates that there is no present or material is in the near-past.
by sandraxine September 17, 2018
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Ze Perfect Friend

Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another!

You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.

Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.

Their humuor is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. You’re inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.

One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
Thomas: “Like I hate saying this. But you are ze perfect friend people should have”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn Cause this is literally so fucking beautiful
by Enzo & Adrian October 4, 2020
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Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.
See I tollddd you you were the definition of absolute perfection !!
by Snifg November 9, 2020
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Perfect Wife

A woman that can cook and clean that also enjoys sports and will drink a beer with you while watching the game. For further definition look up Stephanie Hunt.
Stephanie would make the perfect wife.
by A Good Man November 22, 2006
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perfect

see "my"
by HA SOWN March 3, 2009
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