Cat Packer

Some one who packs cats

The packer inserts his packer into the cat, thus becoming the cat packer.

by Equinox August 12, 2004

Parker

A girl who usually is up for anything and loves to get drunk! Very adventurous and outgoing. Loves nature too. She always sticks to the healthier side and eats alot of salad.

Boy 1- Have you seen what Parker eats? She is so healthy and fit;)
Boy 2- i know right!

by AnonymouslyAnonymously135 June 27, 2017

Parker

Super thick dood. He acts like he's right but like ya know he's not. Also he breaks hospital beds because like-like-like-like he's always getting hurt because he forgets how thicc he is and gets injured so like yes girl. Also he's a vampire so like. Watch out. He will untie your shoes. But like he probably won't unless you are jealous. Like that, and like also read thicc minds. But like other than that he probs won't even bother you. Just kiddingZ he will Bc that's Parker and like he's thick. Also on the streets he is known as Patrick, Parker goat, turtle dood and Mr.Thicc.

Girl 1) oh em gee. Have you seen that Parker dood?

Girl 2) emmmmm yaaaaaaa. Ofc I have. He's everywhere. Who hasn't seen that thicc dood?!

by Jellygrrrrrrrr42069 July 13, 2017

Parker

Parker, as in Penis Parker

Hey, there goes Penis Parker

by ♥megagay May 8, 2019

parker broach

The coolest kid at Pin Oak and basically the whole world.

Parker Broach is way cooler than Andrew Brown.

by coll kid 54646 March 5, 2021

CJ Parker

A character of the long running tv series Baywatch, played by the one and only Pamela Anderson. CJ was a fairly mundane character whose only saving grace was her massive breasts. She did lots or running (or bouncing I should say) in slow motion wearing her tight red bathing suit. She also had a terrible habit of falling in love with every man who came into contact with her.

"(CJ Parker)was hands down the best thing about (Baywatch)."

by dolly_88 April 11, 2009

Ariana Parker

Ariana Parker is a fake hoe who sucks dick for a living.

I'm Ariana Parker and I'm a fake hoe.

by Ariana bitch June 26, 2017