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parker micheal allen

The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.
"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023
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Parker

Parker’s are funny and handsome at first but after a bit they usually leave you or stop talking to you because they think that they’re “too cool to hang” with anyone but his guy friends. When seeing parker you usually have to question if he’s gay or not because he does some sus stuff with his friends. he always goes through girlfriends really fast and can be annoying.
person 1: i have such a big crush on parker.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.
by deez6_9 July 13, 2023
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Parker

A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets
by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023
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purbernert

it can mean quite literally anything. a noun? an adjective? the inconceivable universe? all of it. It is positive or negative. Depends on the context.
"Hey guys look at me I'm a purbernert!"
"Wow, that guy looks like a purbernert, nasty."

"That guy is so cool, he's purbernerting everywhere.
by EgilValkyrie September 2, 2023
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Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G
by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023
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parker

a kid with a big black cock and likes big bunda
parker is my bestfriend
by jordanlikespee May 29, 2023
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PARKER

A NAME FOR POPULAR BOYS. HE'S NORMALLY a blonde hair cutie WITH A TINY PONYTAIL. HE HAS TONES OF FRIENDS. USUALLY, HIS 2 FRIENDS ARE CALLED MAX AND RAFIEL.
AWWW, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE.
IMA BE THE FIRST TO DATE HIM.
DATES PARKER
by qwaesrty June 12, 2023
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