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All Pro Bitch

A level after basic bitch when someone has gone way too far and has become a pro at being a bitch.
Brandon: Hi Maggie
Maggie: Brandon shut up I have to make fun of people and call them adopted
Brandon: You're being an all pro bitch
by NotBrandonAndZeb December 19, 2013
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Swamp Fish Pro

One who often seeks affection from ugly girls. A master of swamp fishing.
That kids a swamp fish pro man; last week he had a chick with a cock eye and now he's got one with a uni-brow... Gross!
by Vic T March 23, 2008
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Dick Sucking Pro

Person and or thing that works the pipe so good that you wanna jiz your little shorts...
"How was that girl from the club chet"

"well tom ....She stroked the shaft...craddled the balls...worked the pipe....and swallowed the gravy..."

"damn chet she sounds like a DICK SUCKING PRO"
by Mikey&JT March 28, 2009
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Russian Commando Pro

When a russian rubs his balls on a pair of jeans so much, that steaming, hot cum shoots out.
Oh dude, i went russian commando pro on my girlfriend's face last night and made her go blind
by canshow October 19, 2010
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Pro Style gel

A type of gel that is usually only used by african american females because of the depth it has to it. It is really thick, and is has a deep brown color to it. It works wonders for people with very thick hair, although i wouldnt recommend it if your hair is thin, or if you have light colored hair.
Although it was'nt a very true statment
a song was made about it,
Although it was'nt a very true statment
a song was made about it,
"She's a runner and a ripper, pro style gel and beauty supply slippers...."(a song called 'hot in here' by a bay area rap group called 'the team')
by *mS.2o06* August 4, 2005
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pseudo pro-life

A person who supports making abortian illegal, but supports others methods of terminating life.
Ex. War, Death penalty,

Anti-choice is the proper word.
The Republican Party is full of pseudo pro-life supporters.
by ????^_^???? October 30, 2006
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Pro reply, sis

The ultimate and only correct response to the phrase "cool story bro". If you use this against someone correctly, they'll shit entire houses, much less bricks.
You: I went to the mall the other day and bought the most shitastic pair of vans.

'Friend': Cool story, bro.

You: Pro reply, sis.

'Friend': Haha, that's funn--holy shit... I feel something coming...

You: Yeah, I know you do.
by koicandy August 26, 2011
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