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Guitar Playing Fool

1 Great Guitar Player
2 Moronic Guitar Player, one who thinks that they are awesome at the guitar, yet they suck.
Man, Hendrix is a Guitar Playing Fool!
...You're a guitar playing fool with your fat fingers.
by Marckus Maken August 28, 2008
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playing the clitar

When a female masturbates with one hand rubbing her clitoris, while holding the other hand out in a fist, resembling playing a guitar.
"I walked into her room and there she was, playing the clitar."
by Reo Omega May 13, 2007
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Platinum rule

An expression that was used in How I Met Your Mother.
It's a warning that is trying to avoid dating with people you have to work with, be in the classroom or people employed in your favorite pub, gym, club... Or a friendship with your new neighbours.

Platinum rule has 8 steps.
Step 1: Attraction - it's so easy to surrender.
Step 2: Bargaining - the time when you try to persuade your friends that platinum rule doesn't apply on you.
Step 3: Submission - everyhing seems alright.
Step 4: Perks - like: we can be together all the time - but that's crazy...
Step 5: The Tipping Point - now you realize that maybe it was a big mistake.
Step 6: Purgatory - now you know for sure that it was a big mistake.
Step 7: Confrontation - time to end the relationship or friendship. Normally starting with words: Well, I really like you but ...
Step 8: Fallout - because it's a person that you have to work with you must face the consequences connected to what happend between you.

Maybe there is also Step 9: Rescue - everything should be ok since this point.
X: Oh, i met a great girl today at work. And she's really hot. I would like to go on a date wit...
Y: Forget it, don't you know the platinum rule?
X: What rule?
Y: I'll explain it to you. Step 1......
by Traitorcz May 4, 2008
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playing jack in the box

sex
penis=jack, vagina=box
after the party i went over to jill's and we stayed up all night playing jack in the box
by jojo548 December 16, 2008
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Plainfield

Person A: "Hey where are you from?"
Person B: "Plainfield."
Person A: "Aw, that sucks"
by B A M F X June 17, 2010
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Plain

No sense of the world around he/she when asked a simple ass question
Why do you act so plain around me?
by 1a2d3c4d5e March 13, 2018
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Jamaica Plain

A remarkably not-so-rough part of Boston. AKA, JP.
Me: some people consider Jamaica Plain a rough neighborhood.

Friend from Chicago: Some people are total pussies.
by grotos27 May 17, 2005
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