Playing possum

When someone fakes their own hanging auto erotic asphyxiation death in order to have a paramedic or medical examiner come and pick up their body. At which point said person would ejaculate on paramedic/medical examiners face

**** you're laying on the floor with a belt around your neck still attached to the broken shower curtain with you pants around your ankles, hard as a penguins dick in a blizzard "****

-Enters Paramedic/ Medical Examiner, kneels down close-

"How long has he been laying ther......(hot load is shoots directly across her face) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! CALL THE COPS, THIS SHIT HEAD IS PLAYING POSSUM!!!!"

by Chris with a K August 20, 2021

Playing the TinMan

Copulating yourself, while watching gay fetish porn about robots getting it on. lots of greasy oil lube usually shown in these productions.

most famous Examples of Playing the tinman include; Mr. Weebls Sexy-robots, and hentai of atlas and Peabody from the famous portal 2

by Geekelement and Waveraider June 13, 2011

play towers

(noun) a word describing a zoo type enclosure of any sort, which is generally used for the human obtaining of lacerations to various parts of the body.

(verb) to do a play towers, to spend about 2 hours driving around bendy countryside to pick up more countryside type folk, for no purpose except the good of your health.

(colloquial) (insult) you haven't been to play towers !

see above.
N.B. this is the most common phrase in the english language, in particular among country folk, dotted around lincolnshire

by mickmick February 11, 2004

playing it christian

The time or period in between one masturbating or touching one's self.

I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.

by vaginafaceBUTHOLEBULLOCKNIGERP October 17, 2009

Play The Wall

When you don't get any play at a party and your left standing on the side alone.

- "Hey man did you get any dances at the party last night?"
- "No man, I had to play the wall the entire night."

by RO16 May 5, 2015

play the ink

A musical term used when you are intended to play a chart (song) as the piece was printed- the original chart. The term is especially used when modifications to a chart are to be scrapped and purposely overlooked.

Forget about the repeat at measure 42; just play the ink.

by randomstatic July 17, 2010

Playing Taxi

When you have to drive your car-less friends around town, sometimes for gas money.

Bill: I'll be back in a while.

Jeff: Where you going?

Bill: I'm playing taxi with Dave today. I'm on half a tank.

by Subtleowl July 6, 2010