YOUR A CUNT OSCAR
by OSCARS SYMONS March 21, 2023
Get the OSCARmug. Just a bit of a b*tch. One whose father dressing like a lady.
Often fond and curious of necrophilia.
Has joys of making sandwiches and cooking
Often fond and curious of necrophilia.
Has joys of making sandwiches and cooking
Went to the morgue and the mortician was Oscar Moraning the corpse screaming “you wanna leave me dad!?, take
This with you” and climaxed...we had to leave
This with you” and climaxed...we had to leave
by OscarsDad November 21, 2018
Get the oscar moranmug. Oscar is a short Scandinavian guy with blue eyes. Oscar is very funny and he is always helping other people. Oscar loves sports mostly football (soccer) and snowboard. Oscar is always smiling and laughing, he always makes a joke of everything (when it is not serious). Oscar is a very intelligent guy that loves animals. Oscar will always take care of you.
Someone gets hurt.
Oscar: R u ok?
Random person: Yeah...
Oscar: Come on i will help you up.
(oscar helps him)
Oscar: R u ok?
Random person: Yeah...
Oscar: Come on i will help you up.
(oscar helps him)
by efageagjagrgtGeity March 24, 2019
Get the Oscarmug. Oscar is the best friend you've always wished for. He is the most kindest guy you'll ever meet and he'll do anything for anyone, especially the ones he loves. But beware, Oscar is known as a chatterbox but knows when to shut up! He always finds ways to make people laugh and cheer, even when your down and won't give up until your happy. What can I say, he's hilarious. He loves anything alcoholic and loves to party! If you are lucky enough to meet an Oscar, DO NOT let him go! He is EXTREMELY romantic and very loyal. He'll never lie to you. He is a natural beauty!
person 1: Whos that guy over there with the orange vodka martini?
person 2: Oh that's Oscar the chatterbox, he's so funny!
person 2: Oh that's Oscar the chatterbox, he's so funny!
by h3lla.,g00d November 24, 2019
Get the Oscarmug. Oscar is a fucking legend and menace to society, Oscar is the funniest person in town and can make any boy hard. Oscar is the type of guy to be the coolest guy of the guys. He has a 9 inch schlong and attracts every person whether male or female.
Teacher: hey why is there a banana on the ceiling?
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
by Ihatenigggaz November 24, 2021
Get the Oscarmug. cute cuddles funny handsome boy who anime would be lucky to have and everyone is jealous of them because that are the bestest! and the are loved so so muchhh
by tiddles mayssss November 6, 2020
Get the oscarmug. by Oscar Cui May 25, 2018
Get the Oscar Cuimug.