Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.

Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.

by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 21, 2024

Dave Blunts

The second coming of Mario Judah except addicted to lean

he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup

Guy: Yo bro what you listening to?
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts

by werykul December 1, 2024

Blunt Force Trauma

An injury that's severe

A Stoner, Jedi and Surgeon walked into a bar.

They caused Blunt Force Trauma

by anonymous December 18, 2024

sacrifice blunt

when you sacrifice all your roachies for one blunt

Stoner 1: Yo you want me to toss this roachie?
Stoner 2: Nah, lemme save that for my sacrifice blunt

by realbitch28 July 7, 2025

Skate blunt seggs

Where a skater does a blunt. A skate trick. And someone walks up and sticks it in. Can be 2 males

I had skate blunt seggs it was so fun

by Baggsy boy August 14, 2025

Blunt

A big hug for your mum

Sometimes my mum just needs a big blunt

by bigphatass101 November 24, 2021

lost the blunt

When you lost the blunt it means your boy friend / girlfriend is on the phone with the side piece .call they and cuss the ass out

Me :”I lost the blunt . Who you talking to right now “
Them “ don’t play with me I’m not on the phone with anyone “

by Keepnup.witreal June 22, 2023