What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.

"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"

by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016

Wait, what?

A phrase often spoken after answering a question with a rote or automatic response, only to realize you didn't really understand the question, and likely did not mean your answer.

Friend: "I know you don't like fish, so I went ahead and ordered you the raw squid."
You: "That's great. Wait, what?"

by Maelstromleague February 3, 2018

what the biscuit

Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!

What the biscuit!! Creeper just came outta no where! God Dang it!

by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013

what a dumbass

the thing you say when your scrolling though random definitions on the urban dictionary and you see some asshole

saying “why are you looking this up in the urban dictionary anyway? weirdo.”

human: sees a definition that includes “what are you doing looking up dick in here you dick!” what a dumbass *proceeds to airstrike the guys house*

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs October 20, 2023

what’s plots

your boy asking you what you are tying to do later on

yo bro what’s plots this weekend?

by DNabuser September 30, 2023

man what

slang for words like: for real, ong, used by rapper Lil Durk.

Friend 1: Lil Durk is the best rapper
Friend 2: man whatt😂

by aightfuneral October 15, 2022

tricommo what

'tri' as in trigganomatry and 'commo' as in the spanish word for what. used when one is confused.

"The cube root of 234987987 is divided by the variable within the radican."
"TRICOMMO WHAT?!

by giustina January 30, 2005