Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018

Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!

by Ezra69 October 01, 2020

Dad Joke

The BEST kind of joke ever in existence

Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW

by SMILE4EVR December 16, 2020

Fusion Joke

A joke made by fusion gems

fusion joke hehehe

by j.k.11 August 05, 2019

joke mountain

Reached by the final joker when a joke amongst friends continues to escalate to the point where you can go no higher joking about the current topic.

Tyler: Haha! ..and then she grabs a banana and slowly slides it in & out of her mouth real slow like!! hahah..
Jim: ...yeah! and then she takes the banana and bites it in half with the skin on... hahah
Tyler: Whoa man!! I had joke mountain on that.. I reached joke mountain dude. You took it too far...

by smokeywizard October 24, 2016

Joke Bombing

When after you've told a humorous joke, someone interjects with an unfunny comment and kills the moment.

After Zac told his excellent joke his Dad chimed in with a lame comment that killed the humour and bombed the joke. "Your always Joke Bombing, Dad"

by Tuttifruittimum January 17, 2018

Boomer joke

When someone does a joke and it's not funny at all or it's meant to make boomers laugh.

Definition:
Anthony: yo Jacob, what do you think about the dead sea?
Jacob: I didn't know it was ill

Frank: what a boomer joke you idiots

by ThatsCuba September 15, 2020