GARY "MONKEY" TAN

a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

by your neighborly hackor April 5, 2023

tan a bifta

To quickly smoke the remaining half of your 'fag' behind the local Spa.

"'ere yaz, let's tan a bifta what i found in me mum's ashtray... nob 'ead"

by Catherine S Boucher March 28, 2009

Flop tan

The tan lines that appear on one's foot from wearing flip-flops constantly.

Dude, nice job on that flop tan....Not.

by LivinNearFolly October 23, 2010

Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022

Rambu Tan

a male who thinks himself as a rambutan born on 2017. He is the "father" of Christopher Columbus. It also means a tasty looking male.

Look, he looks tasty. He's a Rambu Tan

by Tanyy October 26, 2017

Tanning Bed

Something you should get stuck in

Hey bro
Hi
Go die in a tanning bed

by YOU_CRA April 21, 2022

Tan Meiliawati Sung

How to greet a fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush. or A fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.

Selamat petang kelas, saya broke leg saya.
Tan Meiliawati Sung!Honitchiwa!!

by Tan Meiliawati Sung July 27, 2021