new zenglish

new zealander's language. it's totally epic.

laura, stop speaking your new zenglish! i can't understand you.

by william-is-gay February 5, 2009

New Orleans Steamer

When you take a large massive dump in a hefty bag and beat someone with it till it breaks open. Often performed while under the influence of alcohol.

Brett Favre recieved a New Orleans Steamer that may send him into retirement, again!

by MajinNic February 3, 2010

New Jersey

Not New York.

-Have you been to New York yet?
-Yeah, I were in New Jersey the other week.
-Dude.

by Mister Sheilaman August 15, 2010

New Jersey Turnpike

Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.

I once took the New Jersey Turnpike to New York, but when I got there, I asked myself, "Why waste my time in that shithole?" and turned around to go to Philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.

by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 11, 2003

new coke

part of the popular phrase "worst thing since new coke"

the n-gage is the worst thing since new coke

by dusty August 7, 2004

New Trier High School

New Trier Township High School is a temple of beauty and love, whereas its neighboring school, Loyola, are stout Catholics who are too short to pull their big heads out of their even bigger asses. New Trier's large community accepts people from any race or background for who they are. The inferior school, Loyola, is full of outcasts who can't humble themselves to fit in with the majority. They sleep with their teachers just so they can have a chance at being as successful as New Trier graduates.

Guy 1: Damn! Those New Trier High School boats kicked ass! I'm glad we were smart enough to back out of a one-on-one competition with them!!
Guy 2: What about those girls?? I think I just died and went to heaven!

by not a stuck-up bitch March 31, 2012

new york

New York has a long Dutch History. New York was actualy founded in 1624 by the Dutchman Willem Verhulst of the West India Company (WIC) and at that time it was Called New Amsterdam. New Amsterdam developed into the largest Dutch colonial settlement in the New Netherland province, now the New York Tri-State region, and remained a Dutch possession until August 1664 when, after several batlles, it fell into the hands of the British.

If this had never happend, New York was still called New Amsterdam and all the US Citizens would probably speak Dutch.

by Scheffers May 19, 2006