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Michael Phelped

When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps
bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009
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Michael Vick-tim

A dog that has been maimed or murdered through illegal fighting for profit or fun.
Michael Vick caused many dogs to be a Michael Vick-tim with his illegal dog fighting racket.
by Emily, Who Dat, Dickenson October 3, 2010
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michael conor

Michael Conor is a very talented young raper and singer that grew up in Cleveland Ohio. He just go got a contract with five other boys Drew, Chance, Brady, and Sergio. And always his "OG" Jhype who is a beatboxing from Boyband as well.
Wow Michael Conor is an amazing rapper with great talents and a bright future!
by Faith.T October 3, 2017
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Micaela

Her name means Gift From God.

She is exactly that.

Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)

and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!
person 1 - "woah"

person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"

person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"
by Willm22 August 23, 2010
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Micaela

Her name means Gift From God.

She is exactly that.

Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)

and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!
person 1 - "woah"

person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"

person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"
by martzw22 August 23, 2010
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Micheal Bay

A bad film director who likes to do nothing but make movies off of his boy toy fantasy. Most of his films feature explosions, one dimension female hotties, and product placements
by freimiser April 4, 2015
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Michayla

Sweet, kindhearted and athletic. Favorite sports are basketball and baseball. She is smart and always uplifts people. God is in her heart and it is shown in her kindness. People love her.
"Michayla is definitely a Christian, she loves God."
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