Marie

Marie is that one girl obsessed with a dead celebrity, who is soooo vsco so hide your scrinchies around her! She always laughs like literally can’t stop. xoxo

Sally: “Damn it’s marie!”
David: “Hide your scrunchies!”

by dumbgoatfcker November 10, 2019

mary ruble

mary ruble is one of the leading intellectuals in the united states. she hails from her motherland of russia and published a nobel-prize winning book called "rubles are the new euro". she is really, really fuckin hot.

Omg, is that a euro? No, it's a mary ruble!

by rubl3loV3r69 March 18, 2010

fuzzy mary

when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.

John: Dude how was last night with that girl?

Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.

i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.

by jewface69 September 8, 2009

Mary Garner

a tribal penguin who is and expert at lipsticking in the moonlight. she has over two hundred baby penguins abandoned on the shore of California.

Mary Garner: an ancient penguin with wrinkles

by MADTLINE September 26, 2010

Mary the Iguana

Another term for weed. A pun on words used in South America to mention marijuana.

Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.

Klaus is having a conversation with Mary the Iguana, don't talk to him he is so stoned.

A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana?
B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!

by Dr-Lekter December 13, 2008

mary morstan

The wife of Dr. John H. Watson, currently expecting their first child.

Sherlock deduced Mary Morstan's pregnancy in The Sign of Three, at her and John's wedding.

by Miss Gallifrey January 11, 2014

mary conley

One hot momma! She is always on point with her style. She is a Christ follower, and loves him with all her heart. She has a sweet family. And a cute little dog. She will always bring a smile to your face. She has a good protective sense like a mommy bird. Always have a Mary Conley as a best friend. And find a Mary Conley for you wife.

Mary Conley wifey material.

by Macym15 July 17, 2014