Mary Mac

The most beautiful soul you will ever come into contact with and the prettiest girl to walk the planet. Mary Mac has style. Mary Mac has the look. Mary Mac is always kind hearted and will go out of her way just to make you happy. She is also slightly addicted to caffeine. If you ever find a Mary Mac, you better cherish her.

“Who is that girl over there? She’s so pretty and sweet to everyone!”
“Bro that’s Mary Mac. She’s the greatest”

by Billybob-Joe Anderson November 2, 2019

Marie Murphy

The best effing school ever!

Student: “Marie Murphy is so much better than those WJHS pigs”
Mr Gravagna (throwing chair): “THIS CHAIR IS A GAS!!!”

by Awfuilmbvfdddtyyy January 15, 2022

Marie

Marie is that one girl obsessed with a dead celebrity, who is soooo vsco so hide your scrinchies around her! She always laughs like literally can’t stop. xoxo

Sally: “Damn it’s marie!”
David: “Hide your scrunchies!”

by dumbgoatfcker November 10, 2019

fuzzy mary

when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.

John: Dude how was last night with that girl?

Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.

i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.

by jewface69 September 8, 2009

mary ruble

mary ruble is one of the leading intellectuals in the united states. she hails from her motherland of russia and published a nobel-prize winning book called "rubles are the new euro". she is really, really fuckin hot.

Omg, is that a euro? No, it's a mary ruble!

by rubl3loV3r69 March 18, 2010

Mary Garner

a tribal penguin who is and expert at lipsticking in the moonlight. she has over two hundred baby penguins abandoned on the shore of California.

Mary Garner: an ancient penguin with wrinkles

by MADTLINE September 26, 2010

Mary the Iguana

Another term for weed. A pun on words used in South America to mention marijuana.

Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.

Klaus is having a conversation with Mary the Iguana, don't talk to him he is so stoned.

A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana?
B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!

by Dr-Lekter December 13, 2008