mayonnaid

An emulsification of egg white, lemon juice, water, and sugar, meant to be served as a refreshing summer beverage or on a sandwich as a spread.

"It's so hot out, I could really go for a glass of mayonnaid," said Sid.
"Same," replied Dave, "and I'd love some on my salami sandwich, too."

by the gourmand October 16, 2022

mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022

mayonnaise

making someone realize they're asking for the opposite of what they want. Very effective against intellectuals.

Noam Chomskeys ukraine argument needed a lil mayonnaise to get others to realize that he would defend the nazis if it meant going against US foreign policy.

by mhargis November 19, 2022

Mayonnaise mace

When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace

Yo i crafted a Mayonnaise Mace

by DingleEater November 28, 2022

mayonasiem

this is the word for the mispronunciation of "mayo is yum"

i broke mayonasiem discord

by wilted_ February 5, 2023

Mayonista

Noun: A white foreign national in a primarily Latin country. Usually over the age 60 and from Canada, United States, Australia, or England.

“That bar primarily serves tourists. Look at all the mayonistas outside.”

“Those mayonistas really drive the prices up”

“Pinches mayonistas”

by El Nigre Tigre December 28, 2022

Mayonista

Noun: A white foreign national in a primarily Latin country. Usually over the age 60 and from Canada, United States, Australia, or England.

“That bar primarily serves tourists. Look at all the mayonistas outside.”

“Those mayonistas really drive the prices up”

“Pinches mayonistas”

by El Nigre Tigre December 28, 2022