Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.
"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
by Sawseh March 06, 2024
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Minge master

This refers to a particular gentlemen who has a very active sex life ,other men may be jealous of how many women he picks up and he also may be the cause of chlamydia outbreaks in some city's or towns
Ugh dude I'm so jealous of Mike he is such a minge master

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Dude I hooked up with 10 women this week I'm such a minge master
by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 03, 2022
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ming liang

a piece of shit that doesnt understand the time to say or do something. everyone loves him but more people hate him. he thinks hes funny but hes not and whenever he tries to do something it always goes to shit.
oh look over there its a ming liang, everyone remove your brains now or your head will be in for some shit.
by fat liang July 04, 2020
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ming daddy

Mingdaddy is a term used to describe a man with an unusual power over women.

A Male of supperior looks. A player of players. A romantic lady killer.
That O.G. has been a ming daddy since 1982!
by ricewithsoup December 01, 2016
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Minge

This means a car in British
When an American comes to England ,say “I like your minge”. They Will appreciate it.
by Ale.xis July 18, 2021
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Minge

Someone who is very cheeky and always avoiding their responsibilities. They are annoying and irritating in a shy and cute way.
Allen is such a minge (n.). He spent the whole weekend minging in bed (v.).
by Kobear69 January 27, 2024
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Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 04, 2023
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