i'm going to phalanx you macedonian style

I'm going to defeat you with the utmost originality and perfection.

Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.

by TDMORGAN December 16, 2015

I’m eat the page

When you get red all over the page, there is only one thing to do. Eat page!!!!!!

“Yo bro did you see FINN last night? He was totally eating the page”

“Bro I’m eat the page ngl”

by The best in the world ever January 11, 2021

I'm just a pole

Phrase used by submissive tops in gay sex. It means that despite being the active/top they take the passive role while the bottom dominates them.

- Are you a dom top?
- No, I'm just a pole, sir...

by Hinhin April 16, 2022

I'm gonna go play Battlefield

slang for "I'm going to have copious amounts of gay sex"

Person 1: I'm gonna go play Battlefield.
Person 2: Ok, have fun.

by fuzzbanks April 5, 2023

I'm not a psychopath

"I'm not psychopath" is what someone says after they just get done murdering someone after they've been accused.

Biden supporter kills Catholic: "I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH!"

Woman has an abortion: "I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH!"

by Skyrim550 April 5, 2022

m.nions.little.pogchamp

They’re so funny. They have a lot of mutuals and videos, too! They probably have a vore fetish. If i saw them in real life i’d cry in pure joy.

“Have you heard of m.nions.little.pogchamp?”
“No, why?”
“They’re one of the funniest people i know!”

by Coolboy966 March 26, 2021

m.r.s.parker

m.r.s.parker is a really talented tiktok editor she posts really amazing edit and her personality seems really nice

friend: hey have you seen m.r.s.parker edit on tiktok

person: no who is she

friend: wha-

by ur.dad.is.gay February 11, 2022