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National kiss a softball player day 

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A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th
“ today is national kiss a softball player day”
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National Kiss a Hockey Boy Day 

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On December 18 you can legally kiss a hockey boy without any trouble
guy 1: yo what’s the date

guy 2: it’s december 18
guy 1: oh shit it’s national kiss a hockey boy day i got to go find one
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The Witch's Kiss

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When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.
In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.
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Rosebud kiss 

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2 people with prolapsed assholes touch together for a kiss.
Dude I heard Stacy and Gwen totally did a rosebud kiss.
Rosebud kiss by 2ub0 July 31, 2015
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Chef’s kiss 

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When something is fucking amazing. When said; usually accompanied by your hand to your mouth in the chef kissing motion 👨🏻 🍳💋
Person 1: Hey I paid the bouncer to let us skip the line

Person 2: chef’s kiss baby
Chef’s kiss by WillowGBaby May 20, 2020
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an Australian kiss 

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Not a blowjob. Not at all. It's like a French kiss, but "down under." The entire point of the word is that it's a euphemism for cunnilingus, not fellatio.
Did you see that they used "Australian kiss" as a word during the "Cunning Linguistics" game on On The Spot?

No I didn't. I DID, however, see that they used "an Australian kiss." It sucks that some idiot submitted THE WRONG DEFINITION under a slightly different name, seeing as how the name of the game is a pun on the word "cunnilingus."
an Australian kiss by TheHundredthBooker December 17, 2016
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