Kelly

A guys name his parents gave him cuz they were too high to think of s real Boys name..

Have u met that Kelly dude? U mean chick.. noo he's a dude:0

by TINAZ.CASTITO January 26, 2019

Kellyfied

A serious mental condition which often leads a person to having insomnia, restlessness, hormonal imbalance and weird feelings all because of some mad bitch called Kelly.

This fuckers gone, he's been Kellyfied.

by Zan.1986 February 7, 2019

kelly imhanlahimi

A drop dead awesome) man. Perfect in every way. Kelly Imhanlahimi is so fun and amazing there's never a bad day when he's around. Playful, caring and understanding go with Kelly Imhanlahimi. He's unique and the best friend you could ever wish for. Know a Kelly Imhanlahimi? Hold him tight!

Friend: oh wow Anita, your boyfriend is so great!
Anita: Of course he is. He's a Kelly Imhanlahimi!

by Alette Egerton March 14, 2019

kelly taylor

A woman who likes to fall in love with people because of their money, she loves leaving a boyfriend and falls in love with another guy behind her boyfriend's back. She is the tyoe of person who loves attention and money and loves to make scary situations to get attention.

You are such a kelly taylor!

by Ronald guerrero March 23, 2019

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

kelly kanemitsu

Noun

(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)

Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.

“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.

by dungdoit May 15, 2019

Kellycampbell

A dock worker who enjoys watching Facebook live videos . In his spare time he loves being shenae's man bitch. He is a liberal

Kellycampbell. Get my Starbucks.

by Little scrappy May 28, 2019